What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
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Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
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Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
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What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
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Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
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What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
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What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?