What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
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What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
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Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
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What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
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Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
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Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
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Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?