What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
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Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is the wealthiest fish?
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Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
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What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do stars celebrate in December?
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Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
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Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
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Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?