What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Low battery.
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What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
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What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
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What shape is bad at driving?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
How does a lion greet other animals?
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What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
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Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?