What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
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What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
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What is blue and not heavy?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
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What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
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What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is an archer's favorite store?
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What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What nationality are most fish?
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Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Do dads always snore?