What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
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What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
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Where is the coldest place to work?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
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What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Shoutout to my grandma!
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What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
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How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?