Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Savannah, Georgia.
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What did one plate say to the other?
How much does freedom weigh?
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What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
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What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
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What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
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What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
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What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?