Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
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What's the friendliest pen?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
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What did the icy road say to the truck?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
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What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is the wealthiest fish?
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Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
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How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
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What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?