Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
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What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
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Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
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What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
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What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
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Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
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What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What horn never makes a sound?