Where does water do all its banking?
Well-s Fargo.
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What is the wealthiest fish?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
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Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
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What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
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What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
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What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
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My brother is my partner in crime.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?