Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
In the potholes.
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Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
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What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
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How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
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What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
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What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
My brother is my partner in crime.
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What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?