What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
A duckumentary!
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Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
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What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
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Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
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What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
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Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's the friendliest pen?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?