Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
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What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
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What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
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What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why don't fish play basketball?
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What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
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Why is the number 4 so smart?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
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Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why don't wolves like fast food?