Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
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Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
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Where does the president keep his razor?
Which is the worst season?
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What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
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Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
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How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
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What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?