Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
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How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
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How do you wash a lamb?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
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What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is blue and not heavy?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
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What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
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What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is an archer's favorite store?