Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
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Where do clowns go on vacation?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
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Why was the cow afraid?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
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Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
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Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do fish do at parades?
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What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
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When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
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What did one plate say to the other?
How much does freedom weigh?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?