Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
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Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
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Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a vacation at home?
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What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
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What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why was the spider so smart?
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What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
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Shoutout to my grandma!
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?