Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
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What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
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Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you eat on July 5th?
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What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
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What do fish do at parades?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
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What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did one plate say to the other?
How much does freedom weigh?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
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Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?