Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Every person said it was too vanilla.
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Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why is furniture so generous?
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Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
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Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
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Where does the president keep his razor?
Which is the worst season?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
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Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
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Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?