Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
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Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
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Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
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What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
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What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
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Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
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What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's a frog's favorite sport?