Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
She only charged a dime a dozen.
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What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
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Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
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Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
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What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
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What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?