Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Because she laid all the eggs!
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Which animal will never go bald?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
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Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
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What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
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Why don't fish play basketball?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
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What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?