Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
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What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
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What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
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What do you call a Zen egg?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
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What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
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Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?