Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
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Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
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What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
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Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
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Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
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Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
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What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?