Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
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OK, that's enough fish puns.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
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What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
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Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
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What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
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What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
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What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?