Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
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Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
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What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
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What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How do you get straight A's?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
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Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
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Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
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What sport can waiters play really well?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's the most athletic footwear?