Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Because he wasn't as busy as a bee.
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What did the icy road say to the truck?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
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What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
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Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
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What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do stars celebrate in December?
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Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
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Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.