Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
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Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
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What is the strongest animal?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
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What did the sickly elevator say?
When does a horse talk?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
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What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
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What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
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What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?