Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation.
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What sport can waiters play really well?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
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Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's the most athletic footwear?
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What does the sun drink out of?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
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What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
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What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
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Why did the tomato turn red?
What is a cow's dream job?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a happy cowboy?