Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
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What's the perfect job for a cow?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
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Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
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Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Which relative loves rice?
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What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
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Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What do fish use for glasses?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?