Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude.
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Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
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What style of music weighs the most?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
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What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How do snowmen get information?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
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Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is the strongest animal?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
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What did the sickly elevator say?
When does a horse talk?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
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What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?