How do you make a cow float?
Root beer, ice cream, a cherry, and a cow.
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Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
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What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
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What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
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Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
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Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why are books always so angry?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?