What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
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What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
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What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
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What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
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What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
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What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
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What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do math teachers eat?