What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
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What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
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Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
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What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
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Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
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What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
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What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?