What do you call a pig lumberjack?
A pork chopper.
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Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
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What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
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Why do kids love theater classes?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
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Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
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What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
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What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?