What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted.
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Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
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What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
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What did the airline worker name her child?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
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What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
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What did the calf play in the school band?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
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Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?