What do you do for an injured lemon?
Lemon-first-aid.
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How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
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Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
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What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
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What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
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What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?