What does bread say when it gets too warm?
It sure is toast-y in here!
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Who is a house's favorite band?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
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Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
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Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
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What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
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Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
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Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Where is the coldest place to work?