What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!
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Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the airline worker name her child?
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What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
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What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
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What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
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Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
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How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?