What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
A firefly with a short circuit.
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What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
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Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
I'm not a bad putter.
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Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
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Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
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What's the most athletic footwear?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
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Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?