What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
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Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
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What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
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Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
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What's the friendliest pen?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
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What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is the wealthiest fish?
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Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?