What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
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What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
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Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What sport can waiters play really well?
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What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What does the sun drink out of?
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What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
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Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
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What do cats use to beat eggs?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the tomato turn red?