Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Because moms are priceless.
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Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
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How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
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What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
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What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
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What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why are books always so angry?