Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
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What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
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What did the calf play in the school band?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
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Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
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Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
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Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?