Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
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Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
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What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
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Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
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Who is a house's favorite band?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
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Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?