Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
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What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
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Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
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What does Santa call Christmastime?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
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Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
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What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
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Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a vacation at home?